- Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in elevator.
~ Lemony Snicket
- Accept who are you.Unless you're a serial killer.
~ Ellen DeGeneres
- Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
~ Albert Einstein
- It's not because I want to make out with her.Hold on.He grabbed a pencil and scrawled excitedly at the paper as if he'd just made a mathematical breakthrough and then looked back up at me.I just did some calculations, and I've been able to determine that you're full of shit.
~ John Green
- A word to the wise ain't necessary,it's the stupid ones who need advice.
~ Bill Cosby
- Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
~ Mae West
- The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable.Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery.
~ Rachel Vincent
- Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior and the kid about to wet his pants.Guess who I was.
~ D.J.MacHale
- She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom.
~ John Green
- If we're mad, we're mad in large numbers, at least larger than yours.
~ Shannon Hale
- I was born with an adult head and a tiny body.Like a 'Peanuts' character.
~ Jon Stewart
Friday, May 30, 2014
Saturday, May 17, 2014
Life Quotes
- In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
~ Robert Frost
- To live is the rarest thing in the world.Most people exist, that is all.
~ Oscar Wilde
- But better to get hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie.
~ Khaled Hosseini
- Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I'm not living.
~ Jonathan Safran Foer
- Get busy living or get busy dying.
~ Stephen King
- Life is to be enjoyed, not endured.
~ Gordon B.Hinckley
- Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too.They live inside us, and sometimes they win.
~ Stephen King
- Don't you think it's better to be extremely happy for a short while, even if you lose it, than to be just okay for your whole life?
~ Audrey Niffenegger
- This is your life ant its ending one moment at a time.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
- Don't be afraid of death, be afraid of an unlived life.You don't have to live forever, you just have to live.
~ Natalie Babbitt
- That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet.
~ Emily Dickinson
~ Robert Frost
- To live is the rarest thing in the world.Most people exist, that is all.
~ Oscar Wilde
- But better to get hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie.
~ Khaled Hosseini
- Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I'm not living.
~ Jonathan Safran Foer
- Get busy living or get busy dying.
~ Stephen King
- Life is to be enjoyed, not endured.
~ Gordon B.Hinckley
- Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too.They live inside us, and sometimes they win.
~ Stephen King
- Don't you think it's better to be extremely happy for a short while, even if you lose it, than to be just okay for your whole life?
~ Audrey Niffenegger
- This is your life ant its ending one moment at a time.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
- Don't be afraid of death, be afraid of an unlived life.You don't have to live forever, you just have to live.
~ Natalie Babbitt
- That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet.
~ Emily Dickinson
Thursday, May 15, 2014
Inspirational Quotes
- Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.
~ Oscar Wilde
- Be the change that you wish to see in the world.
~ Mahatma Gandhi
- No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
~ Eleanor Roosevelt
- I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~ Thomas Edison
- It is never too late to be what what you might have been.
~ George Eliot
- Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
~ Theodore Roosevelt
- When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often wee look so long at the closed door that wee do not see the which has been opened for us.
~ Helen Keller
- I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.
~ Audrey Hepburn
- Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
~ Winston Churchill
- If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
~ Maya Angelou
- Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible !'.
~ Audrey Hepburn
~ Oscar Wilde
- Be the change that you wish to see in the world.
~ Mahatma Gandhi
- No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
~ Eleanor Roosevelt
- I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~ Thomas Edison
- It is never too late to be what what you might have been.
~ George Eliot
- Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
~ Theodore Roosevelt
- When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often wee look so long at the closed door that wee do not see the which has been opened for us.
~ Helen Keller
- I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.
~ Audrey Hepburn
- Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
~ Winston Churchill
- If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
~ Maya Angelou
- Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible !'.
~ Audrey Hepburn
Friday, May 9, 2014
Humor Quotes
- A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
~ Steve Martin
- All you need is love.But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
~ Charles M.Schulz
- I find television very educating.Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
~ Groucho Marx
- I am free of all prejudice.I hate everyone equally.
~ W.C.Fields
- Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.
~ Suzanne Collins
- Some people never go crazy.What truly horrible lives they must lead.
~ Charles Bukowski
- He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.
~ J.K.Rowling
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
~ Billy Sunday
- Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
~ Terry Pratchett
- It means 'Shadow-hunters:Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.
~ Cassandra Clare
- I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
~ Woody Allen
~ Steve Martin
- All you need is love.But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
~ Charles M.Schulz
- I find television very educating.Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
~ Groucho Marx
- I am free of all prejudice.I hate everyone equally.
~ W.C.Fields
- Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.
~ Suzanne Collins
- Some people never go crazy.What truly horrible lives they must lead.
~ Charles Bukowski
- He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.
~ J.K.Rowling
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
~ Billy Sunday
- Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
~ Terry Pratchett
- It means 'Shadow-hunters:Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.
~ Cassandra Clare
- I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
~ Woody Allen
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